Kevin's role play

[bazookabambino]

There is a princess in need of help, what do you do

[Amity]

Check all the other castles

[bazookabambino]

The other castle has only a dragon and a legion of zombies.

What do you do~?

[Amity]

Save the zombies, slay the princess and shoot the dragon

[bazookabambino]

The zombies now follow you trying to kill you very slowly, what do you do~?

[Amity]

give it a castle

[bazookabambino]

The zombies live in the castle and now youre forever alone, what do you do

[Amity]

go find karkar

[bazookabambino]

karkar is the princess you killed

doushiyou?

[Amity]

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

phoenix down

[bazookabambino]

She came back as a zombie

what do you do?

[Amity]

Make hot steamy zombie love

[bazookabambino]

there are now half zombie, half human babies running around drinking orange juice with their side helping of brains

what do you do?

[Amity]

raise a family

[bazookabambino]

The children start to eat their classmates

what do you do?

[Amity]

tell them to share

[bazookabambino]

your kids grow up and your daughter marries a vampire

what do you do~?

[Amity]

touch the vampire

[bazookabambino]

he glitters

what do you do?

[Amity]

shoot him

[bazookabambino]

Your daughter cries and kills herself

what do you do?

[Amity]

revive my wife

[bazookabambino]

she is now part zombie and scared of her own children

what now?~

[Amity]

revive her fully and run off

[bazookabambino]

she asks what you want to do with your remaining children

how do you answer?

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